A Surprise Party for Chelsea's Birthday

We like to party. And when there are 200 young single adults in an area like this, we party frequently for a variety of reasons. The latest party was for my friend Chelsea's birthday. Her roommates and friends planned it as a surprise and we were able to wait there and jump out when they arrived. I don't recall being part of a surprise like that for quite a while, so it was a blast. Just the anticipation was enough to get me to go.
One of her friends (I believe it was Patricia) gave Chelsea a toaster for her birthday. But not just any toaster, mind you. It is a toaster that puts a picture of the Virgin Mary on it. Yes, that's right. I said the Virgin Mary. So anytime she wants, Chelsea can make some holy toast. Awesome, huh?