June 18, 2012

Why I Don't Wash My Car As Often As I Should

Because as soon as I do, a bird will poop right on it.
Washed at 5:30 pm. Dirty by 7:30 pm.
And I know I'm not the only one this happens to. Right?

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  2. My car is in DIRE need of a bath, but as I park under trees at work (it's nice to get into a cool vehicle), and there's a family of birds in my car port at the apartment...well let's just say I know the second I do some bird is gonna bomb it. So now I'm all sorts of ghetto. (At least yours is on the windshield, right?)

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    1. Ooooo yeah, trees are definitely the enemy of clean cars, as they harbor the vandalizing winged culprits. I was def lucky it was the windshield, bc I could clean it up quickly and painlessly.

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  3. Right. We got new carpet in our office last week and the guy installing it had a white truck and is convinced that birds poop more on white cars, ha! He went off about it for quite some time.

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    1. This sounds like an "interesting" fellow. I'm guessing he'd also been abducted by aliens at some point...

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  4. Right. And it can really get on your nerves sometimes. I think this reason is legitimate. :D In fact, it is not advisable to clean the car TOO often. Water might enter the engine by way of the fender trims. But the thing is about the car’s interior. Always keep things organized inside. Mess can cause you to be distracted while on the road, which isn’t safe at all.

    -->Erwin Calverley

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