Punch Me in the Face

This post has been a long time coming, and I'm sure there will be things in the future that I'll add in subsequent posts, but here is my thus-far list.

Punch me in the face if I ever...

- say that I "could care less" about something. The correct term is "couldn't care less", indicating that an individual has absolutely no interest in the outcome of the topic. No matter what you say, these phrases don't mean the same thing.

- leash my child (exception: cute monkey or puppy backpacks are acceptable).- comment that someone is "workin' a half day, eh?" when they're leaving at or anytime after 5 PM. Just because a company expects its employees to forfeit their lives, doesn't give anyone the right to make lame comments.