January 3, 2013

We Need Your Help to End the VVS Epidemic

What's that? You don't know what VVS is?

It's an acronym for the very serious issue of Vertical Video Syndrome.

This PSA can explain it better than I can:
I've seen the horrible effects of this disease, and I've felt first-hand the pain of being exposed to it.
We must eradicate it as soon as possible.

Will you join in our crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me?*

*Yes, I just quoted Les Mis. So sue me.**

**Please don't actually sue me.

2 comments:

  1. Thank you for this information. I feel like it has immeasurably improved my life already.

    I will join the crusade as long as we don't have to make a pointless stand at the end where we all die.

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    1. If my post has saved one soul, then it was worth it.
      I'm planning on getting all of Paris to join our idealistic effort, so as long as they don't all back out once we've committed and built a pile of furniture, then we should be just fine.

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